FAQ
What is the Church of Gnome?
The Church of Gnome is both deeply profound and undeniably unconventional—a spiritual community that dares to blend the serious and the absurd in a way that reflects the complexities of life itself. At its core, it is a sanctuary for personal growth, a celebration of human connection, and a call to live in harmony with nature and each other. Theologically, the Church of Gnome is built upon the Gnomean Principles, which emphasize autonomy, gratitude, balance, and the pursuit of understanding. It challenges the idea that spirituality must conform to traditional molds, instead offering a path that is both deeply meaningful and refreshingly approachable. Here, we believe that the search for truth doesn’t have to be solemn; it can be joyful, curious, and even a little silly. And yes—gnomes. On the surface, they are whimsical figures of folklore. But within the Church, they are powerful symbols of wisdom, guardianship, and connection to the earth. Their legendary hats remind us to wear our individuality with pride, and their role as protectors inspires us to nurture our communities and the world around us. We openly acknowledge the humor in the idea of a church centered on gnomes. It’s a bit ridiculous—intentionally so. But that’s the point. The Church of Gnome embraces the paradox of life: that the profound and the absurd often coexist, and in that coexistence lies beauty. Our mission is to create a space where the sacred and the playful meet, inspiring people to ask big questions, live with intention, and find joy along the way. Ultimately, the Church of Gnome isn’t about worshiping gnomes (unless you want to) or adhering to rigid doctrines. It’s about embracing a way of life—one that is grounded in curiosity, respect, and the belief that even the smallest beings (or ideas) can carry the greatest wisdom.
What do you believe?
The Church of Gnome is founded on a set of beliefs that intertwine spirituality, philosophy, and a deep respect for individuality and interconnectedness. At its heart, we believe in the transformative power of curiosity, gratitude, and intentional living. We believe that every individual is on a unique spiritual journey and that no single path holds all the answers. Through the Gnomean Principles, we encourage personal growth, harmony with nature, and the pursuit of inner peace. These principles are not dogmas but guides, helping us navigate life with a sense of purpose and balance. We believe that gnomes, as symbols, hold profound lessons for humanity. They remind us to protect what matters, to live lightly on the earth, and to embrace both playfulness and craftsmanship in all that we do. Their presence teaches us that wisdom can be found in the small and the overlooked, and their enduring hats—yes, the hats—are a reminder to celebrate individuality and joy. We believe in the strength of community and the beauty of diversity. Whether you are deeply devout or searching for meaning, whether your beliefs are rooted in tradition or curiosity, you have a place here. Our mission is not to convert but to connect, creating a mosaic of ideas, experiences, and perspectives that enriches everyone involved. We believe that spirituality doesn’t have to be solemn or confined to strict boundaries. The sacred can be found in laughter, in music, in nature, and even in the unexpected absurdities of life. It is this fusion of the profound and the lighthearted that defines us—showing that spirituality can be both deeply meaningful and genuinely enjoyable. At its core, we believe in living with intention, embracing the unknown, and fostering a deeper connection with ourselves, others, and the world. To put it simply, we believe in a better way to live: Live Like Gnomes.
Why Gnomes?
Gnomes, often dismissed as whimsical garden decorations, are far more than they seem. In their small stature and timeless presence, they hold a mirror to humanity’s own contradictions: humble yet wise, playful yet protective, grounded yet mysterious. Gnomes are symbols of balance, embodying the duality of life in ways that speak to profound truths about existence. Think about it: gnomes are the guardians of thresholds—the places where worlds meet. Whether it’s the boundary between your garden and the wild, the known and the unknown, or the physical and the spiritual, gnomes stand watch. They remind us that transitions are sacred, that there is wisdom in liminal spaces, and that the most profound moments often occur at the edges of comfort. Their legendary connection to the earth reflects a deep respect for nature and its cycles. Gnomes are said to work tirelessly underground, caring for roots and treasures alike. This resonates with our own inner work—digging deep within ourselves to nurture growth, uncover hidden truths, and cultivate harmony with the world around us. And yes, their hats. Iconic, impractical, and completely unforgettable, gnome hats symbolize individuality and self-expression. They remind us not to take ourselves too seriously, to wear our quirks with pride, and to embrace the absurdities of life. After all, isn’t it in the moments of joy and laughter that we often glimpse the divine? Gnomes also challenge us to rethink what we value. In a world that often glorifies the big, the loud, and the obvious, gnomes teach us that there is profound strength in the small, the quiet, and the overlooked. They invite us to slow down, pay attention, and find meaning in the seemingly insignificant. So why gnomes? Because they capture the essence of what it means to live well: to care for what matters, to find joy in the everyday, and to remain curious about the mysteries of life. They embody the paradox of being both grounded and transcendent, practical yet full of wonder. In their quiet, quirky way, gnomes remind us that the universe’s greatest wisdom is often hidden in plain sight—waiting patiently, perhaps under a silly hat, for us to notice.
How do I join?
Its easy! Go to the Join Us page
Are there any membership fees or dues?
Membership in the Church of Gnome is completely free, as we believe in making our community accessible to everyone regardless of financial status. However, we do encourage members who are able and willing to support our mission in various ways. You can purchase a membership ID card as a symbol of your commitment and to help fund our activities. Additionally, exploring our merchandise is a great way to spread awareness and support the us and our mission. For those interested in a more active role, joining our Missionary program is an excellent way to engage with and support our community efforts. Every contribution, big or small, helps us sustain and expand our initiatives, bringing us closer to achieving our vision of global change and community betterment.
Are there online communities for members?
Yes, we have a vibrant members-only Facebook group, which we strongly encourage all members of the Church of Gnome to join. Our Facebook group serves as a vital online space where our global community can connect, share, and thrive together. Being part of the Church of Gnome is about being part of a community, and our Facebook group is a central hub for this connection. In the group, members can engage in discussions, share experiences, participate in online events, and support each other’s journeys. It’s a place for members from all corners of the globe to come together, fostering a sense of unity and collective growth. We believe that this online community is a powerful tool for maintaining connection and continuity among our members, especially those who may not have access to local congregations or physical gatherings
What are the Gnomean Principles?
The Gnomean Principles are the spiritual and philosophical foundation of the Church of Gnome. They serve as a guide for how we engage with the world, connect with others, and navigate our individual journeys. These principles are not meant to replace your existing beliefs or spiritual practices but to provide a framework that enhances and deepens your path, offering new perspectives and tools for growth. Rooted in values like personal growth, gratitude, harmony, and curiosity, the Gnomean Principles encourage us to live intentionally and authentically. They are not rigid rules or dogmas but flexible ideals, designed to inspire reflection and action in a way that aligns with your unique journey. For the Church, these principles serve as a compass, helping us foster harmony with nature, build meaningful connections, and explore the mysteries of existence. They challenge us to embrace both the serious and the playful, the profound and the ordinary—just as gnomes themselves embody these dualities. By integrating these principles, members of all backgrounds and beliefs can find new ways to cultivate balance, purpose, and connection in their lives. They remind us that living with intention, creativity, and gratitude is a universal path to fulfillment.
​What types of community service projects does the church undertake?
As a newly established church, we are currently in the growth and fundraising phase, laying the groundwork for our upcoming community service and charity projects. To learn more about our planned initiatives and how you can be a part of these efforts, please visit our 'Initiatives' page on the website.
How does the Church of Gnome accommodate people of different beliefs, cultures, and backgrounds?
The Church of Gnome is founded on principles that resonate universally across various religions, cultures, and backgrounds. We recognize and celebrate the diversity of beliefs among our members. Our organization does not prescribe a singular belief system about the nature of God, the origins of humanity, or other profound mysteries. Instead, we focus on values like community, environmental stewardship, and personal growth, which are common threads in many spiritual paths. We welcome members from all walks of life, whether they identify with Christianity, paganism, or any other spiritual or philosophical tradition. Our inclusive approach allows individuals to bring their unique perspectives and beliefs, creating a rich, diverse community. This diversity is not only accepted but embraced, as it contributes to a deeper and more meaningful understanding of the world and each other. Our aim is to provide a space where individuals from different backgrounds can find common ground, share their experiences, and grow together in a supportive and open-minded environment.
Ordination and Weddings
The Church of Gnome now offers a comprehensive ordination process, allowing individuals to officiate weddings and ceremonies in alignment with Gnomean principles. For those interested, our process is detailed, accessible, and entirely free, suitable for anyone over the age of 18. For full details on how to become an ordained Gnomean Minister and the responsibilities it entails, please refer to the "Ordainment" page on our website. There, you'll find everything you need to know about officiating ceremonies that honor the unique journey of every couple.
I received a message or request on social media from someone claiming to be part of the church
Please be cautious of fraudulent accounts, which are unfortunately common on social media. The Church of Gnome does not recruit or initiate contact with new members through social media, nor do we request personal or financial information in this manner. Remember, membership in our church is, and always has been, completely free. For your safety and assurance, we recommend visiting our 'Social Media' page, which lists all our official church social media accounts. If you encounter any fake accounts claiming to be associated with our church, we urge you to report them directly to the social network. By staying vigilant and informed, we can collectively ensure a safe and authentic online community for all our members.
Are donations tax-deductible?
Yes! The Church of Gnome is officially recognized as a 501(c)(3) nonprofit organization, which means your donations are tax-deductible to the fullest extent allowed by law. Your support helps us grow this movement of connection, kindness, and curiosity—funding everything from community outreach and clean-up initiatives to spreading gnomes (yes, actual gnomes!) far and wide. Whether you’re helping us plant seeds of joy locally or supporting global projects, every contribution makes a difference. If you feel called to support our mission, you can make a donation directly through our website’s donation form. Together, we can keep this garden of ideas and action growing strong. Rest assured that once our infrastructure is fully optimized, we will gratefully accept donations to support our various missions and initiatives. We appreciate your patience and understanding during this transitional period. For updates on when donation acceptance will resume and more information about making a donation in the future, please stay tuned to our website. Thank you for your continued support!
Do you have physical locations?
Currently, the Church of Gnome does not have physical locations. As we continue to grow, our vision includes facilitating the formation of local congregations or groups. These congregations will serve as a foundation for members to create a network of friends, engage in thought-provoking discussions, connect in person, and collaborate on initiatives to positively impact their local communities. The concept of local congregations is designed to be flexible and inclusive, accommodating various activities such as group meditations, environmental projects, cultural exchanges, and community service. They will be spaces where members can share experiences, explore spiritual and philosophical ideas, and work together towards common goals. We encourage our members to look forward to these opportunities for deeper engagement and community building. Keep an eye on our website and social media for future announcements regarding the development of these local congregations.
Is this a joke?
The Church of Gnome began with the funny idea rooted in my Micronation, 'Kingdom of Gnome.' However, as the concept evolved, I recognized its potential to be much more than just a whimsical notion. The realization that this can be recognized as a 501(c)(3) organizations was a turning point, sparking the idea that this initiative could become a meaningful platform for positive change in the world. What started as a joke soon transformed into a serious endeavor focused on charitable and community-based activities. From helping children and the elderly to supporting environmental causes, the Church of Gnome has developed into a platform for widespread good. Moreover, the Church of Gnome is about creating a welcoming and diverse community. It’s designed to be a unifying space where people, regardless of their background – be it atheistic, Christian, spiritual, or any other – can come together. Our goal is to foster a community that encourages personal growth, care for the earth, and active contribution to our communities. In essence, while the Church of Gnome may have light-hearted origins, it has grown into a sincere and genuine movement aimed at making a tangible difference in the world and building a supportive, inclusive community.
How do you differentiate yourselves from cults or parody religions?
The Church of Gnome fundamentally rejects the characteristics of cults through our commitment to transparency, inclusivity, and personal autonomy. One of our core tenets, the Gnomean Principle of Sovereignty of Body and Mind, ensures that every individual is the ultimate authority over their beliefs, choices, and personal journey. This principle directly conflicts with the coercive control and manipulation often seen in cults. Additionally, our Doctrine of Anti-Cult Prevention and Awareness reinforces this stance. We take an active role in educating members about healthy community dynamics, promoting critical thinking, and standing against any form of manipulation or exploitation. The Church of Gnome is designed to be a safe, empowering space where people can explore their spirituality freely, without fear of coercion or undue influence. As for parody religions, while we embrace creativity and humor in our identity, we are deeply rooted in meaningful principles and an authentic mission. Our focus on fostering personal growth, environmental stewardship, and community connection sets us apart. The Church of Gnome exists not as satire but as a sincere spiritual path, encouraging people to live with intention, connection, and respect for the world around them.
Why should someone take this seriously as a spiritual path?
The Church of Gnome may appear unconventional at first glance, but its foundation is rooted in profound truths about the human experience. At its core, this spiritual path recognizes the interconnectedness of all life, the importance of community, and the transformative power of intentional living. These are universal principles that transcend cultural and religious boundaries. Taking this path seriously means embracing the invitation to reflect deeply on how we live, how we relate to others, and how we care for the world around us. Our guiding framework, the Gnomean Principles, offers not just a philosophy but a practical approach to fostering personal growth, cultivating harmony with nature, and creating meaningful connections. These principles encourage mindfulness, gratitude, and a deeper understanding of oneself and the world, addressing both spiritual and everyday challenges. Furthermore, the Church of Gnome is not about imposing beliefs or rigid doctrines—it’s about empowering individuals to explore their own spiritual truths. The playful symbolism of gnomes serves as a reminder to balance life's seriousness with curiosity and joy, but beneath that lies a commitment to intellectual rigor, ethical living, and the pursuit of wisdom. In a world often marked by division and materialism, the Church of Gnome provides a space for integration—where ancient wisdom meets contemporary understanding, and individuality thrives within a supportive collective. For those who seek a path that values autonomy, reveres nature, and celebrates the diversity of human spirituality, this is a serious and transformative choice. Taking it seriously means recognizing that spirituality doesn’t have to look traditional to be deeply meaningful.
Can I join if I already belong to another religion or spiritual group?
Absolutely! The Church of Gnome welcomes people of all beliefs and backgrounds. Our mission is not to replace or challenge other spiritual paths but to complement them. Many members find that the Gnomean Principles and our inclusive community enhance their existing practices and provide a space to explore broader perspectives. Whether you follow a structured religion, are spiritually curious, or simply value community and self-growth, you’ll find a welcoming home here.
What does the Church of Gnome teach about the afterlife?
The Church of Gnome approaches the question of the afterlife with profound respect for the mysteries of existence and the diverse ways humanity has sought to understand them. Rather than offering definitive answers, we embrace the afterlife as a realm of possibility, inviting exploration rather than prescribing certainty. We recognize that beliefs about what lies beyond this life are deeply personal and shaped by culture, experience, and spiritual intuition. The Church of Gnome honors this diversity, encouraging members to reflect on the wisdom of ancient traditions, the insights of modern science, and their own inner guidance. This openness reflects our belief that the journey of inquiry itself—marked by curiosity, reverence, and self-reflection—is a spiritual practice of immense value. At its heart, our teaching on the afterlife aligns with the Gnomean Principles of Openness to Mystery and Universal Unity. We see life and death as part of a greater whole, interconnected and imbued with meaning, even if that meaning is not fully comprehensible. Rather than seeking to conquer the unknown, we aim to coexist with it, finding peace in the questions as much as in the answers. The afterlife, for the Church of Gnome, is not a conclusion but a continuation—a thread in the vast interconnected web of existence that links us to something greater than ourselves. Whether one envisions it as a reunion with the cosmos, a spiritual awakening, or simply a return to nature, the Church provides a sanctuary for these reflections, honoring the diversity of belief while fostering unity in the shared human pursuit of understanding.